Dorrilians
are war-like, violent and excessively brutal by their nature. The greatest
aspiration of any Dorrilian is not to become an "Evil Master", nor to become
an official member of "The supreme death administration", but to kill as
many other ants as possible, including their own kind, in as brutal a manner
as can be imagined. In fact, each Dorrilian is required to file a written
report directly to the supreme death administration at the end of each
month detailing their kills. Any Dorrilian who goes for more than one calendar
month without a kill is deemed as not worthy of breathing and is shot in
the face with a ceremonial bazooka.
Sometimes, a Dorrilian who
does not have a kill for a given month will divert the paperwork of another
Dorrilian who has lots of kills, and then is given credit for that Dorrilian
as a kill after the Dorrilian with the diverted paperwork has been shot
with the ceremonial bazooka. Additionally the Dorrilian who diverted the
paperwork is given one additional kill to carry forward into the next month
just for being ruthless. For a Dorrilian, it is real important to know
where your paperwork is going.
Aside from being ruthless
and brutal, Dorrilians are also sneaky. In fact, they deliberately construct
their ships and submarines to look like large terds. The reasoning behind
this is simple, this is the perfect camouflage. No human would go near
a terd, in fact they will deliberately divert their attention away from
anything that looks like such an object. Additionally, humans almost expect
to find terds floating around in the back-waters of their rivers and lakes.
Also, Cruman submarines and patrol aircraft have a hard time distinguishing
real terds from Dorrilian terd ships, so there is always the element of
surprise when encountering a floating or submerged terd.
Along
with being sneaky, Dorrilians are also hindered by the resultant stupidity
of their own supreme death administration. You see, the supreme death administration
in its bureaucratic myopia decided that since terd ships worked so well
in the seas, they would work equally well in outer space. Thus all Dorrilian
space ships are also constructed as giant terds making them easy to spot
and avoid by the star ships of the Cruman ants. |
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